Wordsmiths Of Cuisine Gifts

Looking for a gift that adds flavor to a food lover’s life? Our collection for 'wordsmiths of cuisine' features witty and charming items suited for chefs, food writers, and kitchen storytellers. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect gift to honor their passion for food and words. Great for those who see cooking as an art form and love sharing their culinary tales with a touch of humor.

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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Campaign for Plain English

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’" mockup

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

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"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?" mockup

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

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'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.' mockup

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

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Ruddy bloggers!

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'He was a great writer'

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Jorge Luis Borges

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"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...." mockup

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

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"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales." mockup

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

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Best Seller

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"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?" mockup

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

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THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed. mockup

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

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'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.' mockup

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

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"Caption contest"

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Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.' mockup

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

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Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

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Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

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"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'." mockup

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

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'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.' mockup

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?" mockup

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

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"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day." mockup

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

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Weapens of Mass Instruction

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"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997." mockup

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

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'This is all without rhyme or reason.' mockup

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

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"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!" mockup

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

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Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!' mockup

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

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A Poet

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"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop." mockup

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

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'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.' mockup

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

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'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!' mockup

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

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Wordsmiths Of Cuisine Gifts Collection

Wordsmiths Of Cuisine Mugs

Explore our range of 'wordsmiths of cuisine' mugs, bringing humor and love for food to each morning coffee or tea ritual.

Wordsmiths Of Cuisine Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with witty food sayings, ideal for those who love to lounge in style while dreaming up their next culinary creation.

Wordsmiths Of Cuisine Prints

Brighten up their kitchen or workspace with vibrant prints celebrating the humor and artistry of cooking and food storytelling.

Wordsmiths Of Cuisine T-Shirts

Check out our playful collection of t-shirts for culinary storytellers—perfect for adding fun to their wardrobe and celebrating their food passion.