Wordsmith In The Kitchen Gifts

Searching for a gift for the culinary wordsmith? Our collection blends humor and creativity, making it ideal for those who love expressing themselves through food and language. Whether they’re chefs, food bloggers, or home cooks, find something that celebrates their passion for words and cooking. Our products add a dash of wit and a sprinkle of charm to their culinary adventures, making every meal or kitchen moment more delightful.

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'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?' mockup

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

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'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!' mockup

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself. mockup

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

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'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,' mockup

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

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Thru versus Through Traffic

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"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!" mockup

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

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"Meet The Author"

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"Do me next."

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First Novels.

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"She's been so creative lately."

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Edgar Allen Poe

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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Reading my Critics

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Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.' mockup

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

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'Why can't we have a texting bee?' mockup

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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Backfire

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A Copy Editor and His Dog

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"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story." mockup

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

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Cut Price

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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Someone who knows apostrophes

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Why we need poetry. . .

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What's normal?

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Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket mockup

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published." mockup

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’" mockup

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

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It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance. mockup

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book. mockup

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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Wordsmith In The Kitchen Gifts Collection

Wordsmith In The Kitchen Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring clever culinary wordplay—great for the kitchen or as a fun gift for the creative cook.

Wordsmith In The Kitchen Pillows

Add humor and personality to any kitchen or dining area with our whimsical pillows celebrating the love of cooking and clever words.

Wordsmith In The Kitchen Prints

Inspire their culinary space with our stylish prints that blend food themes and witty sayings—ideal for the creative kitchen enthusiast.

Wordsmith In The Kitchen T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for food lovers and culinary wordsmiths—perfect for making a statement while cooking or relaxing.