Wordsmith In The Kitchen Prints

Decorate their kitchen or culinary space with stylish prints that celebrate the art of food and words. Perfect for inspiring chefs and kitchen poets alike, these prints add personality and humor.

Wordsmith At Work Prints Wordsmiths Of Cuisine Prints Wordsmith With A Twist Prints Wordsmith-in-the-making Prints Culinary Wordsmith Prints Wordsmith In Disguise Prints Wordsmithing Enthusiast Prints Wordsmith At Heart Prints Wordsmith Aficionado Prints Wordsmith Enthusiast Prints

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'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Torturing the English Language

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Meet The Author"

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Edgar Allen Poe

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Do me next."

"Do me next."

First Novels.

First Novels.

"She's been so creative lately."

"She's been so creative lately."

Reading my Critics

Reading my Critics

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Cut Price

Cut Price

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Backfire

Backfire

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Someone who knows apostrophes

Someone who knows apostrophes

Why we need poetry. . .

Why we need poetry. . .

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

What's normal?

What's normal?

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Wordsmith In The Kitchen Prints Collection

Wordsmith In The Kitchen Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring clever culinary wordplay—great for the kitchen or as a fun gift for the creative cook.

Wordsmith In The Kitchen Pillows

Add humor and personality to any kitchen or dining area with our whimsical pillows celebrating the love of cooking and clever words.

Wordsmith In The Kitchen T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for food lovers and culinary wordsmiths—perfect for making a statement while cooking or relaxing.