Culinary Terminology Enthusiast Gifts

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Full English Breakfast.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I was in the catering corps.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

Feast

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

this bordeaux speaks for itself