Food Terminology Buff Gifts

For the food terminology buff who can talk ingredients and kitchen jargon all day, our quirky selection of items combines humor with knowledge. From clever mugs to stylish prints, delight their culinary curiosity and add a dash of personality to their kitchen or workspace. Whether they’re a professional chef or a passionate home cook, these gifts will make their food-loving soul smile.

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'So, 'hamburger'...pig or cow?'

'So, 'hamburger'...pig or cow?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Regular service or affected?"

"Regular service or affected?"

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

Macho Vegetarian

Macho Vegetarian

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

"You say 'potato' I say 'dehydrogenated on vegetable flavoured product enhancer.'"

"You say 'potato' I say 'dehydrogenated on vegetable flavoured product enhancer.'"

Menu. He spends most of the day doing word puzzles --- He likes everything scrambled.

Menu. He spends most of the day doing word puzzles --- He likes everything scrambled.

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Kitchen chef

Kitchen chef

He'll have a crumb of wheat toast. No I won't! I'll have a sausage biscuit with cheese. And we'll have a plain glass of water. No I won't! I'll have a mocha with whipped cream. And for dessert … I'll have a hot buttered blueberry scone with pumpkin-spice frosting and peppermint sprinkles! That looks lovely! He'll have plain yogurt. If you don't eat right, you won't be around for me to berate. Give me a double donut burger! A triple would be more humane. House of Java.

He'll have a crumb of wheat toast. No I won't! I'll have a sausage biscuit with cheese. And we'll have a plain glass of water. No I won't! I'll have a mocha with whipped cream. And for dessert … I'll have a hot buttered blueberry scone with pumpkin-spice frosting and peppermint sprinkles! That looks lovely! He'll have plain yogurt. If you don't eat right, you won't be around for me to berate. Give me a double donut burger! A triple would be more humane. House of Java.

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

"It's macaroni. We all it pasta as a marketing ploy."

"It's macaroni. We all it pasta as a marketing ploy."

"By any chance do you have brioche?"

"By any chance do you have brioche?"

'How local is this.'

'How local is this.'

"Muffy has gone to a whole new level of analyzing her food before turning her nose up at it."

"Muffy has gone to a whole new level of analyzing her food before turning her nose up at it."

'Is there such a thing as diet manna?'

'Is there such a thing as diet manna?'

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

"Well yes, I did say pizza with everything..."

"Well yes, I did say pizza with everything..."

Food Terminology Buff Gifts Collection

Food Terminology Buff Mugs

Discover our full range of food terminology buff mugs—each one packed with witty cartoons and puns that make every coffee break flavorful.

Food Terminology Buff Pillows

Browse our witty food slang pillows—perfect for adding humor and coziness to any kitchen or dining nook.

Food Terminology Buff Prints

Decorate with our vibrant prints celebrating food terminology and humor—perfect for the culinary enthusiast’s wall art.

Food Terminology Buff T-Shirts

Explore our collection of food-themed t-shirts—ideal for the culinary buff who loves to wear their love of food language with pride.