Culinary Linguist Gifts

"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect."

Polish Alphabet Soup.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Soup of the month.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Garden.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Too much cilantro

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

I love Cannelloni

Holiday Supplies

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'It's all homemade.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Culinary surgery.