Culinary Linguist Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with our culinary linguist pillows. Featuring witty phrases and charming illustrations, these pillows bring comfort and character to any home or kitchen nook.

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"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect."

"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect." mockup

"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect."

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Polish Alphabet Soup.

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom. mockup

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

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Soup of the month.

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes." mockup

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

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Garden.

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Too much cilantro

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook mockup

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.' mockup

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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Holiday Supplies

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"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!" mockup

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

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"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?" mockup

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

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"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!" mockup

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

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I love Cannelloni

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Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,' mockup

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

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'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?' mockup

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

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'It's all homemade.'

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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"Please don't kill me."

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"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry" mockup

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

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Old Spice

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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Culinary surgery.

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"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!" mockup

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

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Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce" mockup

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

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"Then add one extra large egg..." mockup

"Then add one extra large egg..."

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Culinary Linguist Pillows Collection

Culinary Linguist Mugs

Explore our collection of culinary linguist mugs and find the perfect witty gift to brighten their mornings and express their foodie passions.

Culinary Linguist Prints

Check out our beautiful prints for culinary linguists—artful and witty designs that celebrate their dual passions for food and language.

Culinary Linguist T-Shirts

Discover our culinary linguist t-shirts, featuring clever designs that celebrate their love for language and culinary creativity in stylish, fun ways.