Woof Note Analysts Gifts

"Wow, do you think his singing would be bearable if we only had human hearing?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'To woof or not to woof...'

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."