Woof Note Analysts Gifts

"Wow, do you think his singing would be bearable if we only had human hearing?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."