Woody Allen Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Unconditional Loveseat

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Gold versus Knowledge

Bowling ball head.

A masked man serenading

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"I totally meant to do that."

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"Try letting go."

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Oh no! It's foot 'n' mouth season again."

Pinocchio on a date: "Before this goes any further, you should know that I've got fungal rot."

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

King George VI

You've got mail...

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"