Waddle Aficionado Pillows

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Making fun of Starfish.

The Imperfect Storm

The Thinker

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Water Skiing Accidents.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Pedalo Racer

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

No petting in the pool!

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Rip Taylor Tide

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'