Waddle Aficionado Gifts

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Making fun of Starfish.

The Imperfect Storm

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The Thinker

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Don't row so hard!'

Mankini - One size fits all.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Water Skiing Accidents.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

Pedalo Racer

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

No petting in the pool!

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Rip Taylor Tide