Woodworking Critic Gifts

'Green Peace'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

Waiting for retirement.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

D.I.Y with dad.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'