Woodwise Wits Gifts

Looking for a gift for your woodwise wit? Our collection features witty and funny products tailored for woodworking lovers and creative minds. From clever mugs to amusing prints, these items celebrate their skill, humor, and passion for craft. They’re ideal for inspiring a smile or complimenting their craftsmanship. Explore our unique range of gifts designed to resonate with their inventive spirit and love of all things wood-related. Whether they’re a seasoned carpenter or a hobbyist, these thoughtful presents will bring joy and laughter.

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'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...' mockup

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

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'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?' mockup

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

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Miss America IQ Pageant

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Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

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'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.' mockup

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"Lovely dovetail."

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'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll' mockup

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

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'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...' mockup

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

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"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright." mockup

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

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K9 Literati.

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"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee." mockup

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

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"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed." mockup

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

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In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony. mockup

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

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"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" mockup

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

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'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.' mockup

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

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'Always the wise guy.'

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Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935" mockup

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

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'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!' mockup

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

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"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!" mockup

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

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"She can be outspoken."

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"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing." mockup

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

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Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . . mockup

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

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Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'. mockup

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

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Flat Foot

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One Way/Two Ways.

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Mechanics price list.

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'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?' mockup

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

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'Do Not Feed The Bares'

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"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive." mockup

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

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Woodwise Wits Gifts Collection

Woodwise Wits Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for woodwise wits. Perfect for coffee breaks and showing off their clever side.

Woodwise Wits Pillows

Find humorous pillows for the woodwise wits. These comfy accents add personality and laughter to any space.

Woodwise Wits Prints

Browse our witty prints perfect for wood lovers. These humorous artworks make excellent decorations for their creative space.

Woodwise Wits T-Shirts

Discover funny t-shirts that celebrate woodworking wit and creativity. Ideal for casual wear and sharing their passion with a smile.