Garden Wits Gifts

Looking for a gift for the garden wits in your life? Explore a collection of playful and clever items that celebrate their love of gardening with a humorous twist. Whether they’re plant aficionados or garden decorators, our range of products blends creativity and humor to brighten their outdoor space. From fun mug designs to witty prints, find a gift that will make their garden all the more special and showcase their quirky side.

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Kidney Trans Plant

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Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam. mockup

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

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Snowprov

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Rose Garden

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'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?' mockup

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

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Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

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'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.' mockup

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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'That plant food really works!'

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'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll' mockup

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

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The Frankenstein snowman.

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Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach mockup

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

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'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?' mockup

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

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'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?' mockup

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

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'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!' mockup

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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'Fancy a swift half?'

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"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed." mockup

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

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'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...' mockup

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

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"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..." mockup

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

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"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me." mockup

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

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"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!" mockup

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

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Cow asks the horse for the carrot. mockup

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

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Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World. mockup

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

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"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol." mockup

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

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'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!' mockup

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

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"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..." mockup

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

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Leaf rake - wider than space

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'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?' mockup

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

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"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

"Does state game law require me to tag him?" mockup

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

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'...I now pronounce you man and wife -- the ball's in your court.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife -- the ball's in your court.' mockup

'...I now pronounce you man and wife -- the ball's in your court.'

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Garden Wits Gifts Collection

Garden Wits Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous garden mugs to find the perfect witty gift for garden lovers who enjoy a good laugh with their coffee.

Garden Wits Pillows

Discover our charming and humorous garden pillows, ideal for adding personality and comfort to outdoor seating or garden nooks.

Garden Wits Prints

Decorate with our witty garden art prints—perfect for celebrating their love of gardening with a touch of humor and style.

Garden Wits T-Shirts

Looking for a fun way to express their gardening passion? Check out our witty garden-themed t-shirts designed for garden enthusiasts with a great sense of humor.