Garden Wits Prints

Kidney Trans Plant

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Snowprov

Rose Garden

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'That plant food really works!'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Leaf rake - wider than space

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife -- the ball's in your court.'