Environmental Wits Prints

Recycled humor.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Spotted Owl Migration

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Trump to Build Wall

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Cactus Huggers

Food Chain Gang

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Noah's ark in a draught.

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"I'm glad I'm all white to blend in with the environment unlike those other idiots."

If the Moses story happened today...

I club baby seals.

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

'Fools! They are destroying the world! I wanted to do that!'

'Don't worry, it's organic.'

'Wait 'til the last minute and jump to one side!'