Woodland Stalker Gifts

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Wildlife

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Stag poker"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Tree Funeral

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'it's the last bite that worries me.'