Woodland Humor Lover Gifts

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Board Meeting

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Early American Think tank

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

"Fire down."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Fake."

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

'It's got all the original features.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

"We need any eggs?"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."