"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."
Woodland Humor Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for a woodland humor enthusiast? Our collection celebrates the quirky, whimsical side of nature with funny, clever designs that bring a smile to any forest fan’s face. From amusing mugs to witty prints, find the ideal surprise that captures their love for woodland wit.
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"
Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.
Board Meeting
"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."
I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...
"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"
"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."
"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"
....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!
"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"
'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'
Early American Think tank
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Close, but no cigar!
Nice six-pack!
'Got any cud flavour?'
"Fire down."
"Fake."
Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)
Clancy Strip: Out of Business
"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."
"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."
I'm a Smart-Cow!
'It's got all the original features.'
"This looks like a job for Agman!"
'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'
Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!
Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).
I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.
"We need any eggs?"
Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!
Woodland Humor Lover Gifts Collection
Woodland Humor Lover Mugs
Love the idea of a funny woodland mug? Explore our collection of humorous mugs featuring forest creatures and witty quotes—perfect for brightening any coffee break.
Woodland Humor Lover Pillows
Looking to add humor to home decor? Our woodland-themed funny pillows make a playful statement with charming forest-inspired designs.
Woodland Humor Lover Prints
Decorate with humor in mind. Our woodland art prints feature clever, nature-inspired designs that will delight any humor-loving forest enthusiast.
Woodland Humor Lover T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty woodland t-shirt to celebrate their love of nature and humor. Browse our collection for designs that are both fun and stylish.