Backyard Humor Lover Gifts

Last bird bath for 100 yards.

Dedication to excellence....

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Early American Think tank

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'John... is that a collar?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

'Got any cud flavour?'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"Fire down."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Square Yard

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

I'm a Smart-Cow!

'It's got all the original features.'