Wooden Toy Aficionado T-Shirts

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

One!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Toys

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Jack in the Box

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'