'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'
Wooden Toy Aficionado Prints
Decorate their walls with captivating art prints that honor the craftsmanship and nostalgia of wooden toys. A thoughtful gift for any enthusiast’s collection.
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
Director/Action Man toy.
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Dog Hunting Trophies.
The Rubber Ball Company
"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"Werewolves of London..."
Toy plane with pilot eject.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
"It's his emotional support animal."
Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company
"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."
"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
Executive golf with Newton's cradle
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Childlike love
One!
"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."
"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Jack in the box on strike.
What can I play?
Toys
Remote Control Duck
Inaction Figure
Help me!
Typical bored kid of the New Millennium
Jack in the Box
"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"
'...and, of course you get a company car.'
'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'
Wooden Toy Aficionado Prints Collection
Wooden Toy Aficionado Mugs
Explore our range of wooden toy-themed mugs—perfect for any aficionado to enjoy their favorite beverage with a touch of their passion.
Wooden Toy Aficionado Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring wooden toy designs—great for adding personality and comfort to their living space.
Wooden Toy Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our collection of wooden toy-inspired t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their craftsmanship obsession in style.