Wood Whittler Gifts

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Timber preservation

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Another nice wave.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Naked Furniture

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Bob's a tool belt."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy