Wood Whittler Gifts

Whittlers Mother

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Timber preservation

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

'Another nice wave.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Nick Offerman

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Most projects require three hands."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Bob's a tool belt."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Naked Furniture

D.I.Y SUCKS!