Whittling Wizard Gifts

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Boy whistling at crackers.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Book publishing.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Whittlers Mother

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

Death Watch

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Author discusses her next sensation novel

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Seamus Heaney.

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

Mom's Alphabet Soup, Inc. Mom's. With globalization, we don't need to worry about the bits of broken letter anymore --- We can just call them accent marks!

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'Krork...so...erudite!'

The Great Chemical Novel.

Independant Spelling Consultant.

Ezra Pound