Wolfish Wit Admirer Gifts

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"I love this time of year."

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

G.K. Chesterton.

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

Romulus and Remus

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"I don't know this one."

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

Wolf in bed.

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

'Sorry, I'm colour-blind: Is she wearing a Red Riding-Hood?'

A wolf in Shep's clothing.