Wok Wizardry Gifts

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Astral Projection

Miss America IQ Pageant

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Emma Watson

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Spell Check

"I see a couch."

Conference Room. I don't have the heart to tell him it wasn't a compliment when the boss said "in every brainstorming session Ernie is a ray of sunshine."

'..and one for the pot.'

'Always the wise guy.'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Dating in Oz

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"She can be outspoken."

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat