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Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Miss America IQ Pageant

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

D.I.Y

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"I see a couch."

Spell Check

'..and one for the pot.'

'Always the wise guy.'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Dating in Oz

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"She can be outspoken."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"