Wok Wizard Pillows

"I told you not to wing me at wok!"

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

D.I.Y

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

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Shakespeare Quote

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'How many words per minute do you type?'