Wok Cooking Wonder Gifts

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Horn of Leftovers

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Onion Guillotine

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

Pizza, the CD

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

'Hoopla!'

Cooks

Clandestine Cuisine

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

The slow cooker changed everything