Wizard Of Oz Mugs

I think I just oiled myself...

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"Recalculating route..."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."