Wizard Of Oz Pillows

I think I just oiled myself...

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"Recalculating route..."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.