Witty Workspace Decor Fan Gifts

A law firm's offices.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

To be or not to be in-trays.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Sudoku toilet paper

"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Neither Here nor There

"It's face painting Friday."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

Ace Novelties

Circus

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

Lady with 'single' as her desk sign.

'Things are looking up...Jenkins finally got the corner office he's been pushing for...'

"I'm sorry - he's just left the office..."

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

'I'm sorry Turner, but the buck stops here.'

'How soon can you start?'

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

A businessman sits behind a desk with a nameplate on it that reads "The Definitive Arnold Prescott".

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

' Henderson.I told you to find me a mature secretary..If I'd wanted 'Lolita' I'd have asked for her ! '