Witty Workspace Decor Fan Gifts

A law firm's offices.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

To be or not to be in-trays.

Sudoku toilet paper

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."

Neither Here nor There

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"It's face painting Friday."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Ace Novelties

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

Circus

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"I'm sorry - he's just left the office..."

'Things are looking up...Jenkins finally got the corner office he's been pushing for...'

Lady with 'single' as her desk sign.

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

'How soon can you start?'

A businessman sits behind a desk with a nameplate on it that reads "The Definitive Arnold Prescott".

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

' Henderson.I told you to find me a mature secretary..If I'd wanted 'Lolita' I'd have asked for her ! '

"Golden parachute? No, at my pay grade it's more like cast iron."