Witty Sayings Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines clever humor with everyday practicality? Our collection of witty sayings products offers a range of funny, insightful, and amusing items that resonate with those who love a good laugh. Whether for friends, family, or yourself, these witty designs add character and charm to mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Find a gift that not only entertains but also sparks joy and conversation with witty and playful messages.

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"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?" mockup

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.) mockup

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..." mockup

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too. mockup

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

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I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist. mockup

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?' mockup

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

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"Dogs are men."

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'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!' mockup

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

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"He belongs to a lawyer."

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"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

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Sharp Eyes

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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You trip on it, you buy it.

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'He never listened to his mother!' mockup

'He never listened to his mother!'

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"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse." mockup

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

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"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay." mockup

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

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"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?" mockup

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

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'He wanted to be remembered this way.' mockup

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

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'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?' mockup

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

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Bell Hop

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Male On Sunday

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Bagel problems.

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"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying." mockup

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

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Heart To Heart

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'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.' mockup

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

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"More aphorisms, please!"

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'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...' mockup

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

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Change Of Heart

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'I thought I could dance...'

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"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?" mockup

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

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Witty Sayings Gifts Collection

Witty Sayings Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mug designs—perfect for those who love starting their day with a laugh. Check out our funny mugs for more humorous options.

Witty Sayings Pillows

Add some humor to your home with pillows featuring witty sayings. Browse our selection for amusing and stylish décor options.

Witty Sayings Prints

Decorate your walls with our witty sayings prints—ideal for a touch of humor in any space. Find your favorite funny quotes today.

Witty Sayings T-Shirts

Looking for a humorous casual look? Our witty sayings t-shirts are the perfect choice. Discover more fun and clever designs on our t-shirt collection.