Witty Pet Owner Pillows

'Beware of the intelligent dog.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Bad dog!"

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

When Pugs dream.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

The Haunted Dog House

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Bad Dog

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'