Witty Observer Of Justice Pillows

"It might not have a bearing on the case- but the defendant has parked in your space."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

Paper Boy

"Inactivists"

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Supremacist Court

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'This is a no rise office.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

Elderly Dating

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

Andrzej Duda

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

Lawyers - He defends widows and orphans, unless he is attacking widows and orphans

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

'Sure, NOW they tell us!'

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

"It would appear that we have a hung jury."