Funny Justice Admirer Pillows

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Slow Night

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Law 'N' Order

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

'How do you like THAT disparate impact?'

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

"When he left, he took all his things, including his name on the door."

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'