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'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

"I'm seriously thinking of granting a pardon to Goldilocks."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Mou...Man trap!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"