Witty Observer Of Justice Gifts

"It might not have a bearing on the case- but the defendant has parked in your space."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Paper Boy

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"Inactivists"

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'This is a no rise office.'

Supremacist Court

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

Andrzej Duda

Elderly Dating

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

Lawyers - He defends widows and orphans, unless he is attacking widows and orphans

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

De Ja Vu Inc.