Witty Diners T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with our witty diner t-shirts. Perfect for food enthusiasts who love to showcase their fun side, these tees combine comfort with clever, appetite-themed designs.

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'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.' mockup

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

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'I say Madam, I prefer my soup bald!' (Victor Hugo, Notre-Dame de Paris)

'I say Madam, I prefer my soup bald!' (Victor Hugo, Notre-Dame de Paris) mockup

'I say Madam, I prefer my soup bald!' (Victor Hugo, Notre-Dame de Paris)

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"How can you be out of wings?"

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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

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'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

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"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka." mockup

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

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'Can I have flies with that'

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Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75) mockup

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

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"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

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Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant. mockup

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

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"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?" mockup

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

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You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man. mockup

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

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Sushi Train Spotters

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'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy). mockup

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

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Big Boy Foot

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'Tasty.'

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"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!" mockup

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

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"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean." mockup

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

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'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!' mockup

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

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"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold." mockup

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

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Chicken Coupe.

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"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday." mockup

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

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"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me." mockup

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

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"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black." mockup

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

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"I'll have the chef."

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'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.' mockup

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

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'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.' mockup

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

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'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.' mockup

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

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"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu." mockup

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

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'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

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Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein). mockup

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

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'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?' mockup

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

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"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing." mockup

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

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"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

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"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?" mockup

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

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Witty Diners T-Shirts Collection

Witty Diners Mugs

Explore our collection of witty diner mugs, filled with clever sayings and amusing designs that make breakfast or tea time a humorous experience.

Witty Diners Pillows

Check out our witty diner pillows to bring a fun and cozy vibe to any seating area or bedroom—ideal for the food enthusiast with a sense of humor.

Witty Diners Prints

Browse our witty diner prints to add a humorous and stylish touch to kitchens, dining rooms, or gift spaces, celebrating the fun of food and good company.