Witty Banter Addict Pillows

'Doctor how can I avoid falling hair?'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'A cheeky red?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Touché"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

A lesson in wit

The Gilmore Girls

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

The Art of Bantering!

Heart To Heart

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."