Witty Animal Lover Gifts

'If I wanted to fetch something, I'd chase a mouse.'

Cheshire giraffe!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Cat with Crown.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'It's her signature dish.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Balding dog

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'What are you doing?!'

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"When Human Resources said that we needed a more diverse workforce I'm not sure THAT'S what they meant!"

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"