Witchy Workdays Gifts

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

Late/Too Late.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

"What time is it mentally?"

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

"This is the software for my head."

'His is a working breed.'

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

'What have I told you about gambolling at work, Lambton?'

I'm sorry. I can't find him. I've looked in all the usual hiding places.

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

"Did she tell you she was leaving work early?"