Witchy Workdays Gifts

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Late/Too Late.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"What time is it mentally?"

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"This is the software for my head."

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

'His is a working breed.'

I'm sorry. I can't find him. I've looked in all the usual hiding places.

'What have I told you about gambolling at work, Lambton?'

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

"Did she tell you she was leaving work early?"

"Excuse me, this is the work table."