Witch Trial Enthusiast T-Shirts

We couldn't decide if you're guilty or not, so we're just going to burn the roof of you mouth.

Trial by Media

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

A Club Sandwitch.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You can't plead cute."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Devi's brew?"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'She's still a novice yet.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch dice.

A voodoo doctor.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?