Witch Trial Enthusiast Mugs

Trial by Media

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

A Club Sandwitch.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You can't plead cute."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'She's still a novice yet.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

A voodoo doctor.

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"Just browsing."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch dice.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."