Wit Collectors Pillows

Hen Behaving Badly.

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Czarcasm

Silly wig.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

A man taking a bow

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Voltaire

Lady in a pretty dress

Lot for people who don't know how to park.