Wishing Well Enthusiasts Gifts

'-are your ears burning too?'

Priest

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

The Sunrise of Vaccines

Wishing Well

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

Greetings!

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

The Manifestation of Dreams

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

Wine Well

Hope

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'

'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

I've got my love to keep me warm

'... And to Mable, I leave whatever was on the trap at the time of my death. '

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

2021

'I wish I had my money back...'

'I wish to be thinner than all my friends.'

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

'I hope you realise that they count as two wishes!'

Personalized Greetings

'O.K. I did wish to be a star.'

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

"Well, I can see you are very literal. I was going to wish to be a stud next, but that could go a couple of different ways. So, I think I'll just wish to not be made of money."

"Pick any three items and they're yours"