Modern Wishing Enthusiast Gifts

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

A Discreet Hint.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."