Wishing Wells Gifts

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

Wishing Well in the desert.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Priest

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'