Wishing Well Aficionado Gifts

Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.

Priest

Jack in the Box

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Wishing Well

'Not another war film.'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

Wine Well

'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

I've got my love to keep me warm

'I wish to be thinner than all my friends.'

Sorry you're leaving.

Beyond meet

Rashid was very proud of his new 'good luck' watch!

"Over there they bombed their own troops, but we lost any advantage, because over here we bombed our own troops."

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'-are your ears burning too?'

Well, they've come up with the theory of free will, just like you said they would.

'It's for close tank combat.'

'Happy New Year.'

Hello!

Wishing Well in the desert.

I'm all out of small change... Do you think it will accept Visa Card?

Surrounded by 'wellwishers' Alan makes a steady recovery.

"Before we submit this internal control compliance report, let us seek the blessing of the great sun god Ra upon its findings."

"Nothing is more aggravating than someone else's good luck."