Wishing Well Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'-are your ears burning too?'

Priest

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Wishing Well

The Sunrise of Vaccines

Greetings!

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

The Manifestation of Dreams

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

Wine Well

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

Hope

'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

'... And to Mable, I leave whatever was on the trap at the time of my death. '

2021

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

I've got my love to keep me warm

'I wish I had my money back...'

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

Patient decorating hospital room.

Personalized Greetings

'I hope you realise that they count as two wishes!'

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

'O.K. I did wish to be a star.'

"Well, I can see you are very literal. I was going to wish to be a stud next, but that could go a couple of different ways. So, I think I'll just wish to not be made of money."