Wiseguys Appreciator Pillows

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Cat Burglar

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Things are looking up!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"You've changed."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Teddy Time Bears

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

William Makepeace Thackeray.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Put another minnow on my line!"

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